February 16, 2011

Oink.
I am disgusted with myself. I have cheated like there is no tomorrow. I will eat something thinking that tomorrow I will cut back to allow for the consumption of what I want to eat today. Tomorrow I will employ the same excuse. I went to the Mississippi hunting lease with Stan this last weekend and it occurred to me that if I don't stick on my diet that I will not be able to wedge my big ass into the camper bathroom and I might be forced to 'potty' in the woods. While using the 'facilities" I was upset to realize that I am wall to wall butt. There are only two solutions to this problem(not counting plastic surgery) 1) get a bigger camper or 2) lose weight. I have not blogged because I have had no success. I realized that this is a defeatist attitude and that maybe if I blogged at least twice a week I might be more apt to stick to my plan. I actually thought about surgery because my hospital covers all the gastro type surgeries. This is a cop out for me because I can lose weight.... and I can do it easily... I just have to say NO. Here's to a loud, emphatic NONONONO. Say a prayer....I just love ice cream.

Looking Back on the last 2 Weeks

Ice cream, Christmas cookies, rib roast, potatoes(mashed, fried, baked and boiled and in casseroles), ham, brisket, chips and dip, candy coated pecans, cupcakes, cake, miniature Reese's peanut butter cups, popcorn(all flavors), pretzel salad, cheese cake, shrimp, pinwheels, brie cheese in bread, broccoli casserole, squash casserole, gravy, heavy whipped cream mixed with horseradish. bread, butter, champagne, wine, Crystal burgers, McDonald's breakfasts, turkey, tamales, triscuts with melted cheese, creamed spinach, butter, butter, BUTTER on and in EVERYTHING, sweet tea, and real coke. I reached a point the other day when I just couldn't eat any more rich food. My mind does not compute the amount of weight watcher points I have consumed. After my gluttonous two weeks I get a card in the mail from my meeting leader.... 'We are missing you' I start back again today...well not at the meeting but I will go on line. I have other resolutions but for this blog only one counts and that is to stick to my damn diet and learn to say no!!